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    別惹老婆,她們都是家里的南霸天

    更新時間: 2017-01-14 閱讀:

      1、晚上,老婆在看電視,老公在和同事打電話。

      臨掛機時,老公說了句:“還是選小三吧。”

      老婆臉上的黑線就下來了,問:“你很喜歡小三嗎?”

      “嗯,小三看著順眼”

      老婆一個巴掌甩過來,把老公逐出了家門。

      老公坐在門外捂著臉,委屈地說:“排版選個字號,我惹著誰了……”

      2、老婆當著我的面跟她閨蜜談的話:

      老婆:我跟我們家那位從不吵架,他知道我對的時候自己就乖乖的閉嘴了。

      老婆閨蜜:那如果是他對,你怎么辦?

      老婆:問題是他從來就沒對過!

      3、又把老婆惹毛了,道歉了也沒用,她氣呼呼地在家里轉圈:“哼!我要去買個貴的東西!”

      我一聽,有轉機!花錢消災唄!

      馬上說:“好啊!我陪你去買。”

      然后我們一起去了小商品市場買了個搓衣板回來……

      4、“兒子,你怎么蹲在門口不進屋啊?”

      “我今天考了倒數第一,老媽說這次再考倒數第一,就讓我跪搓衣板。”

      “兒子,別怕,進去吧,你媽不是那種人。”

      “我不敢。老爸你喝酒了?你太壞了,知道家里就一個搓衣板讓我先進去,哼。”  

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